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Some Comic Book Stuff

I printed 1000 Balls comics back in the day and I have about 200 of them left. I’d like to sell them. Balls used to sell them and most of his fans bought the comic already which is why he used to ask me to make a part 2 every time I saw him. The book is very funny.
FORMER WCW HARDCORE CHAMP! Crowbar! Crowbar loved his comic book. Balls loved his comic book. Unfortunately, I only have about 50 copies of Crowbar’s comic left because Frank Goodman prebought HALF of them when they were printed. Good news is, that they are all autographed by Crowbar. Bad news is, most of them are autographed by Johnny Diamond.

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
More about Freak-N-Balls? It was basically a fan fiction comic where Silly Freak and Balls are a tag team, they go to a strip club, get into a brawl with strippers, they go to a buffet and get in a fight with rival wrestlers and hide the bodies. Balls falls in love with a nun. There’s a board game/drinking game on the final page.

DANGEROUS DEVON STORM!!!
More about Freak-N-Maniacs? Tried to take this one in a completely different direction. Since Goodman was the Masked Maniac I made every character have an alter ego,a clone and a robot of them. Robots are taking over wrestling. Johnny Diamond is on a killing spree. Only Crowbar and The Masked Maniac can save wrestling and the world. Really stupid trading cards in the back which I thought would be funny to have only secondary characters on the trading cards. I was smoking A LOT of pot when I made these. Made fun of Masked Maniac always raping a guy in the ass with a hotdog on every show. NOTE: Goodman agreed that I could put all my own characters in the comic along with Maniac and Crowbar INCLUDING Johnny Diamond. Goodman sold copies for $10., $20, & $50. and Frank’s only complaint was that Johnny Diamond was in the comic (even though he agreed to it). JOHNNY didn’t like Freak-N-Maniacs as much as Freak-N-Balls because he didn’t like Goodman (IRONY!) or maybe because he kissed his clone which was half pig and he jumped into a pit to hell for 2 cents (in the comic). Oh and Frank wanted us to do Bam Bam Bigelow’s comic but Bam Bam was getting divorced, so we did Crowbar with Maniac. Frank wanted us to do Bam Bam comic again after Freak-N-Maniacs but I had a falling out with Frank over how hard it was to collect $$$ he owed. Out of all my jobs on the comics, shaking people down for $$$ was the most annoying, mostly cause I was 26 years old and people thought I was a teenager or retarded or a mark. I pride myself on being a mark. It’s a great way to be.

Trumpye

Human resources has made grief counseling available at my job for coping with the Trump presidency. I’m a Kanye cabinet position away from taking them up on their offer.

Stand Up Nutley NJ 2016

Balloon

Never Ending Story

Watched the 1984 version of ‘The Never Ending Story’ for the 1st time in decades.
So, is “The Nothing” a metaphor for television, video games, or the internet?
Maybe “The Nothing” is a metaphor for a Trump presidency.

Zero Vision

I keep seeing propaganda about pedestrians getting injured or killed by cars and the solution is ALWAYS for drivers to be safer or to drive slower and lower the speed limit, and be careful while making turns. That’s all fine but a little one sided, don’t you think? When I was a child I was told constantly to look both ways before I crossed the street. This doesn’t seem to apply to adults, children, any pedestrians or anyone on bikes these days. How are pedestrians not even 1% accountable for their own safety anymore? Just because you “have the right of way” pedestrian, does NOT mean you should cross the street ANYWHERE while looking down at your phone.

America’s Got Talent?

So I watched last season of #AGT cause my wife watched it and she showed me Tapeface. There were some “talents” that I didn’t get.

Throwing knives at your wife’s head is NOT talent, it’s a felony!

Dudes throwing knives at chicks heads’ is NOT talent, it’s assault, battery, attempted murder and manslaughter. I have a BEAUTIFUL wife. I don’t shoot arrows at her of throw knives at her fucking head!

The Clairvoyants didn’t impress or entertain me at all. Honestly, they just annoyed me with their accents and their smugness. Do you expect me to believe that if you were clairvoyant you’d be competing on a show to win a gig in Vegas so you can predict people’s driver’s license #’s? Get off stage and predict some powerball #’s. Put that $$$ in some banks and bonds and in 10 years when you run out of $ because you dress in gold suits, win another powerball!

Little kid comedians?! All little kids are adorable, talented, entertaining and hysterically funny….TO THEIR PARENTS!!! Little kids don’t belong in Vegas or at the comedy club circuit telling coke stories or jokes about sexting their junk. They belong in school!

Here’s why I am NOT entertained by slight of hand magic. It’s NOT magic. It’s tricks. “How do they do that?” They are nerds who sit around for 12 hours a day practicing that shit. I DON’T practice magic at all and I can make something disappear in a jansport or a pants pocket and reappear in 20 minutes. I do it all the time.

Joseph James Karate Master

The Comedian Before Me Passed Out

WAS IT NERVES? WAS IT JETLAG? WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE. WHAT IS FOR SURE IS THAT COMEDY AIN’T EASY.